2018-02-11 TO: Prowl
From Transformers: Lost and Found
FROM: Minimus Ambus
SUBJ: Re: FWD
One of the perquisites of no longer being romantically involved with Rodimus is that I no longer have to interpret missives like this.
Primitive organic civilizations undergo a ritual known as the casting of the bones to interpret signs and determine meaning. I believe it may be your only option.